Mustainismos II
About Hair Metal Bands:
"Sometimes I wish I could just drop a match on their head and see what happens."
About drummers:
"D.M.- Hi, I'm Dave Mustaine.
D.E.- Hi I'm Dave Ellefson.
A.P.- Hi I'm al Pitrelli.
D.M.- And he is the drummer so it doesn't matter."
2 kids met Dave at an album signing,...
"Kid1-Dave, you made me want to play guitar! and Metallica sucks!
D.M.- Well, they paid for part of my house. Well, the bathrooms anyway... but who's the idiot with the metallica t-shirt?
Kid1- He's my brother.
D.M. to Kid2: Oh, so you must be the drummer."
About Metallica:
" When I met Lars I went to his house and we smoke a little pot next to a huge stack of danish pornography and licorice, and I thought 'This is interesting for a teenager to have this much danish porno', but I didn't ask any questions. And I remembered Lars introducing James to me as their singer, and I looked at James and thought ' Aren't front-men supposed to be sexy?'"
About Lars Ullrich:
"Lars and I are done. I always had hopes that we would someday play together, but now, the only thing I would play with Lars is Roussian Roulette, and let him go first with all six bullets."
About tits:
Some girls pulls off her shirt:
"Maybe if you water the they will grow"
"Uuugh! Those are the ugliest tits I have ever seen! You know they make operations for that honey..."
In 1989:
"I know that if it ever came down to one of us running for president, we'd get a hell of a lot of votes"
About drugs...
"It's like making love to a gorilla. You don't stop until the gorilla's done."
About death...
"If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death."
Escuchando: Rattlehead
P.D. ¿ He sido la última en enterarme que sacan disco nuevo ?
"Sometimes I wish I could just drop a match on their head and see what happens."
About drummers:
"D.M.- Hi, I'm Dave Mustaine.
D.E.- Hi I'm Dave Ellefson.
A.P.- Hi I'm al Pitrelli.
D.M.- And he is the drummer so it doesn't matter."
2 kids met Dave at an album signing,...
"Kid1-Dave, you made me want to play guitar! and Metallica sucks!
D.M.- Well, they paid for part of my house. Well, the bathrooms anyway... but who's the idiot with the metallica t-shirt?
Kid1- He's my brother.
D.M. to Kid2: Oh, so you must be the drummer."
About Metallica:
" When I met Lars I went to his house and we smoke a little pot next to a huge stack of danish pornography and licorice, and I thought 'This is interesting for a teenager to have this much danish porno', but I didn't ask any questions. And I remembered Lars introducing James to me as their singer, and I looked at James and thought ' Aren't front-men supposed to be sexy?'"
About Lars Ullrich:
"Lars and I are done. I always had hopes that we would someday play together, but now, the only thing I would play with Lars is Roussian Roulette, and let him go first with all six bullets."
About tits:
Some girls pulls off her shirt:
"Maybe if you water the they will grow"
"Uuugh! Those are the ugliest tits I have ever seen! You know they make operations for that honey..."
In 1989:
"I know that if it ever came down to one of us running for president, we'd get a hell of a lot of votes"
About drugs...
"It's like making love to a gorilla. You don't stop until the gorilla's done."
About death...
"If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death."
Escuchando: Rattlehead
P.D. ¿ He sido la última en enterarme que sacan disco nuevo ?
posted by Empty Words at 10:29 PM
4 Comments:
PANTENE PRO-V!!
"Porque yo lo valgo"
XD
Aun no habia actualizado cielo...
De todas formas, creo q es Loreal por q yo lo valgo... xp pero no pasa nada, tu ignorancia te honra.
encarnación...¿se te acabó la inspiración?
¡dale un poco que tú puedes!
Endevé, segur q ets sa única q se molesta en seguir cada frase xorra q diu aquest yankie yonki.
prefereixo ses lletres, q al menys les pots interpretar de manera "no-cafre-no-republicana-no cap de fava"
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